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Created By: Nicholas Medina
Starring: Jayden Cole, Brandin Rackley, Frankie Cullen, Alexis Texas

Wanna know why porn stars aren’t in Hollywood movies? Then Bikini Frankenstein is for you.

The Movie

When Victor Frankenstein (Frankie Cullen) is fired from his teaching job for improper conduct with the dean’s daughter he goes to Transylvania and works on his masterpiece, a re-animated corpse. Upon his success he goes back to America to prove to his detractors that his crazy theories were correct. Much sex is had along the way. MUCH sex.

Infinity Entertainment doesn’t waste any time getting to the nakedness and they liberally spread it throughout the movie. This still doesn’t make the movie good. Porn stars cannot act. And putting an enormous amount of nudity in a movie does not make up for the lack of story. And I mean there is no story. There is a loose narrative about revenge but any motivation other than sheer ego is never established. There’s so much sex and nudity that there isn’t any time to tell a story. At least we know there will probably be a sequel.

The opening credits are the only highlights of this movie. They have a wonderful retro 60’s feel to them and the rockabilly soundtrack provided by The Graveyard Farmers. But this isn’t enough to warrant a look. There have been many, many adaptations of Mary Shelley’s classic novel but a nine year old kid with his parent’s video camera could make a better product than this.

2/10

The Video

The film is presented in widescreen but there is no ratio aspect given. The resolution is really low quality on this one. There is the occasional scratch or line of demarcation that pops up. It’s amazing that in this age of affordable digital cameras something this low in quality could manage to be produced.

3/10

The Audio

Dolby Digital. The audio volume did seem a bit low at times but every terrible line is clear.

3/10

The Packaging and Bonus Features

The packaging is a standard clam shell. There isn’t any special features save for two trailers for other Infinity Entertainment movies.

1/10

I’m sure you can see this on late night cable television at some point and if you look really hard there’s probably a hardcore version out there. I would suggest going for the hardcore version and just fast forwarding to the good parts.

Overall (Not an Average) 2/10

The Review
The Movie 2/10
The Video 3/10
The Audio 3/10
The Packaging and Bonus Features 1/10
Overall (Not an Average) 2/10